My room mate just came back with her boyfriend, they have been staring at me for the past 4 hours, Continue Reading..

Words you will never hear from a Guy: “Sorry I’m taken”

I called the police yesterday after smoking weed ~ Me : yoh yoh yoh many people are dead here Police Continue Reading..

The funny thing about being a comedian is that no one knows when you’re serious, I wasn’t feeling fine last Continue Reading..

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow Continue Reading..

Live in your means my sister so you don’t have to be hoe to keep up…

Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money 💵 we are not yo children 🤓

I can’t sleep when i open my eyes 😣. Can i get a peg to hold my eye?