Wen the relationship is new 👨: Hey baby wat are u doing???😊 👧🏻: M drinking water babe 😊 👨🏻: Dont Continue Reading..

Nobody have the lowest voice than a guy who is asking a girl for her phone number in a taxi/his..😉👌 Continue Reading..

Girl Friend: “My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The SIM Card” Boy Friend: “I’m Very Happy” Girl Continue Reading..

I hate people who can’t handle alcohol. Yesterday my friends dropped me three times while carrying me home

*I intentionally put my grandma’s phone on silent mode then I told her the ring tone is finished… She gave Continue Reading..

My boss has been calling me bullet for the past three days. I think he wants to fire me😼

A lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you. Man: Do you know me? Lady: Continue Reading..

I will never watch a Nigerian movie again how can a ghost wear a face mask?