After your roommate has passed away, how long do you have to wait before eating his/her grocery?

(Be careful and wise). One day i was just sitting in my room relaxing, i heard my phone rings, it Continue Reading..

I miss being at school, laughing at people who can’t read..! ☝

Her: bbe im wet Me : do u need a tissue Her: im so wet i need something round and Continue Reading..

whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋ Like I’m gonna love you so much, I’m gonna get the government involved Continue Reading..

Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors

With all due respect for the LAWYERS A lawyer who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because Continue Reading..

Just emagine calling your gf with vodacom free minutes coz your broke to only find that her caller tune is Continue Reading..