Those girls that put their whole stomach in leggins…. are u a kangaroo?

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette , only use you when bored and step on you when they’re Continue Reading..

One day some friends dropped in on a couple without warning for a cup of tea. The wife pulled the Continue Reading..

Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window? . . A: He wanted to see butterfly!

On the 31st December, I hired 20 people on my non existant company, bcos I was drunk. Now they keep Continue Reading..

Girl:I am leaving you cuz u focus too much on football… Boy:Are you leaving on loan or full transfer…

You dont even have a passport but your naked pictures are in America. My sister you made it.

Tomorrow I’ll be hosting a party at home, it’s only for cute people, if you are ugly please don’t come Continue Reading..