Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you Continue Reading..

Good morning all singles…….! The rest will get your good morning from your boyfriends/hubbies or girlfriends/wives. Put more jackets singles Continue Reading..

Him : Hey baby, im at your home outside Her : Eish baby sorry im not home. Im in Jo’burg. Continue Reading..

My Ex Posted a Pic yesterday With Her Bae And Got 3 Likes.. im so happy

Funny Definitions: Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk. Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox. Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking Continue Reading..

Me trying to learn English – Teacher: you did it, didn’t you? Me: You took my pen,tookn’t you?

Mxm…. I have this annoying neighbour who keeps changing music as if he’s listening alone

Mom : Alcohol won’t take u anywhere.. Me : Yeah alcohol has never been a taxi