if alcohol doesn’t make you happy then you’re the problem

Adam and Eve during their Valentines: Eve: ‘Do u love me?’ Adam: “Ah, do i have a choice?”

The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.

Forgive us people from China, Korea Republic and Japan. To us South Africans you are all Chinese. Xap

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