Doctor to patient: How did you hurt yourself so badly? Patient: I simply asked my wife, “where have you been?” Continue Reading..

When i go to a birthday party and the cake and drink doesnt reach me, i will just remove generator Continue Reading..

​Imagine “You go to the drug shop to buy poison to kill yourself but you still wait for your change…​😳😳😳😳😳 Continue Reading..

Life was much easier when apple and black berry were just a fruit😁😂😂

MY CRUSH POSTED THAT SHE LOVES NIGGAS THAT USE CAPITAL LETTERS SHAME I WONT ENTERTAIN HER NONSENSE

Lady and gentleman on a train. Lady: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Gentleman: Continue Reading..

The way I enjoy when someone is begging me… I just can’t wait to be an ancestor…

l had a Fight with my Roommate .. Now he’s Watching Tv “How to get away with Murder”