*Mum: Who is the* *president of USA*?
*Son: I don’t know!*
*Mum: (slaps son) It’s* *Donald Trump, you idiot*. *Next time, concentrate on your studies!*
*After some time.*
*Son: Mum, who is Aunty Jemila?*
*Mum: I don’t know!*
*Son: I wish l can slap* *you. Aunty Jemila is* *Daddy’s girlfriend! Next time, concentrate on your marriage and leave* *American matters alone*
Donald Trump