I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they “Hey what are you doing here ” and Continue Reading..

Every time i send a risky text i throw my phone & run away from it

I’m officially leaving facebook. i spend entirely too much time on here, my wife has started complaining. take care everyone. Continue Reading..

FINAL EXAM PAPER for *LAW STUDENTS:* Q. A Woman was driving a *Maruti* car. She mistakenly hit a *BMW* car. Continue Reading..

Men’s reasoning vs Women reality: Pregnant Wife calls her drinking husband Her: where are you!? Him: I’m at the club, Continue Reading..

Facebook = You realize how different you are from others. Twitter = You realize there are people who know exactly Continue Reading..

I stopped watching Nigerian movies wen I saw that witch tasting her poison to make sure that it was enough….for Continue Reading..

Girls will argue with you for 30mins straight and then be like ” I’m not even gonna argue with you”