Women Are Like Police, They Can Have All The Evidence In The World But They Still Want A Confession

Private school: Good morning class Learners: Good Morning Teacher. Government school: Good Morning Class Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer 😯

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There’s not having anger issues like peanut butter, First it will tore ur bread apart and then choke you.

You Wanna See His True Colours? Tell Him You’re Pregnant!!!

Your Boyfriend comes & picks you up and the Guy you slept with last night is in the front seat… Continue Reading..

As soon as I wake up I grab my phone. I don’t even check if am still alive..!

When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the