A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other during a service in church…….the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God. Monkey looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor………eish; tell him yourself, I don’t want to lie in church”
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