Im Just Here To Remind You That “I Will Never Leave You” Has Left

*Two minutes of kissing😘 and you are already breathing like a second hand Generator… And I wonder why you are Continue Reading..

I don’t know why females still asking for Valentine’s presents Didn’t Oscar Pistorius ended it here in South Africa?

Girl: “Hi, Baby” Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed Girl: “Are You There?” Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Continue Reading..

Only black parents will : 1. Beat you for going a long time without being beaten 2. Crying after being Continue Reading..

There Is ” My Bundle of Joy ” n then there is ” My sack Of Shit ” two Different Continue Reading..

I Just Want A Girl Who’s Gonna Call Me Daddy In front Of her dad Is that too much to Continue Reading..

Set your password to “itsinfrontofthemirror” Then enjoy watching people stare at themselves for no reason