Don’t play with a girl’s heart! She’s got only one. Always try to play with her t**s! she’s got two Continue Reading..

I was in a taxi sitting next to a beautiful lady…I decided to ask for her digits “` She took Continue Reading..

You took my girlfriend and still send me a friend request, My bro, do you want to eat my data Continue Reading..

The number she’s refusing to give you is the same number another guy just deleted.. Don’t kill yourself

Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying “wen will Continue Reading..

We were so poor! My dad kept saying that someone has shot Santa. I never got any presents.

You know it’s winter when a Slender chick says “Let me focus on my Studies”..!

Her: Hey sugar Me: hello teabag She blocked me I thought we were making tea