Girls be like: ”Harder… Harder, faster… Faster. But after you guys break up, then you be like He used me” Continue Reading..

I once break the record of running , 100 meters in 11sec….but the only witness was the dog chasing me Continue Reading..

“But u said u are 5 minutes away” – First of all i didn’t say where im 5 minutes away Continue Reading..

Whites: Nice car Blacks: Can you believe it? He doesn’t even have matric

If u want to look like an idiot Advise a girl that is in love

Kikuyu ladies dont catch feelings, they cash feelings…. if u cant handle them leave them a loan

When your friend tells you how good their bae is in bed and you accidentally say: “I Know”..!!

During sex I tried to speak dirty like those guys in porn vids & said “Who’s yo daddy ” Yoh Continue Reading..