Beards don’t make you a real man…. Goats have beards too and all they do is mehh, mehh, mehh…

*Even if ur wife has two simcards,* *Save them as wife, NOT wife1 and wife2* This message is brought to Continue Reading..

Doctor to patient: How did you hurt yourself so badly? Patient: I simply asked my wife, “where have you been?” Continue Reading..

My phone is saying no service does dat mean no church today

Skinny girl if she holding a “Tablet” She will be looking like she’s carrying a “Plasma”

You are only 15 but your relationship Status is “complicated” what happened My daughter Did he steal your crayons?

Men who date slim girls should be rewarded…it’s not easy to be sleeping with plywoods

My Dad is the Best He didn’t wanna see me suffer so He ran away