I can’t sleep when i open my eyes 😣. Can i get a peg to hold my eye?

I once told my nephew to Skip First “H” Whenever He reads/Pronounce English words(E .g Honest )later that day I Continue Reading..

Guys plz teach me to cook corn flakes but I’ve already added tomato n onion… what else should I add

Mom : Alcohol won’t take u anywhere.. Me : Yeah alcohol has never been a taxi

So I was in a taxi and there’s muscular, weird looking guy in the back. His phone rings and he Continue Reading..

Boss: Where were you born? Nya: Zimbabwe. Boss: Which part? Nya: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe. Continue Reading..

I commented on my girlfriends pic and she replied thanks bro Yaz im hurt deep inside

Be a goal digger not a gold digger. Be an independent woman. Don’t ask for a man to buy you Continue Reading..