Can’t stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I will never lie again. Today I was coming back from church, Continue Reading..

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

Her: bbe im wet Me : do u need a tissue Her: im so wet i need something round and Continue Reading..

Since I Was Born I Have Never Seen A Police Uniform On A Washing Line

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should remain indoors. Move out you might be featured in a horror movie

Wheen u thought u have seen it all then boom a chinese guy with a gold tooth

*Overheard This Weekend* Boy: Babe come over to my place Gal: what do you want us to do? Boy: Jus Continue Reading..

Me: How ar u dear Her: I’m okay Me: Hope u r having a cool night Her: Yes Me: what’s Continue Reading..