i Pretend As if Everything is Fine , But Deep Down i Know That i Want A Gun

During church service, this 16-year old pastor’s daughter stood up and said: “Praise the Lord!” Everybody shouted with joy: “Hallelujah!!”. Continue Reading..

When you’re ugly they call u a stalker but when you’re cute they call you a secret admirer…

My boss has been calling me bullet for the past three days. I think he wants to fire me

No English distionary has able to explain the different between finished and complete When u marry a good wife u Continue Reading..

I never repeat my mistakes twice, I make it like five or six, you know, just to make sure.

Dear Mom I am not happy with the way you spoke to me on the “2nd” of June, so on Continue Reading..

If you send her R29 Vodacom airtime and she sends you a please call, my brother marry that chick she Continue Reading..