That moment when a tall girl sends you her picture and when you view it you see “page 1 of Continue Reading..

My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?” And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”

When you’ve ran out of news and you only left with those you’ve been told not to tell anyone🙆

Being known by her family is not enough for me… I want my nudes in her Mother’s phone.

You can never organise a surprise party with Xhosa people because they’ll go to that person and say we’re coming Continue Reading..

OMG THIS REALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes. . . . . 2. Die’

A wife to her husband: “Honey, what are you doing?” “Im reading our marriage certificate.” “What for?” “Im looking for Continue Reading..

If you think your man doesn’t know maths tell him you’re pregnant my sister