Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money 💵 we are not yo children 🤓

I’ll be handsome next year 🚶🏽 This year I’m just not in the mood

The worse part about being in a relationship is that you have to take a bath on weekends also…

You know you’re a good Mother, when you sacrifice your VIBRATOR batteries🔋 for your children toys🚗 during this lockdown. 👏✊👍 Continue Reading..

The meeting of Zuma and Muswati has reminded me of a former Russian president called Prasvilodiskyovach Petrovzilizevisky….. I know you Continue Reading..

We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message if we don’t find you… We leave 100 missed calls.

If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks, sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐

the best way to punish ur dad is by joining the priest hood so that ur dad can call you Continue Reading..