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Tebza was lying on his couch with his eyes closed… His brother in law went up to him and asked… Continue Reading..

You can take a river to the donkey but you will never force the river to drink the donkey

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There is no girl who ferbs like a girl who stays with her grandmother…

If you see me talking to myself, walk away Am self-employed we’re having a staff meeting.

Cassper is probably the first rapper on Earth to go platinum without anyone listening to his album.

That Mini Heart Attack You Get . When You Reach Your Pockets And Don’t Feel Your Phone