As I was walking out of Shoprite, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz. She ran after this slim, short, dark guy. The lady was busy shouting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, “Please baby, don’t leave me. I need you and can’t live without you. This Benz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey.” The guy just kept walking away and ignoring her. I was like, if this guy won’t take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there sobbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a big voice behind me say, “Papa Weehh, you are obstructing our camera. We are shooting a movie..
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