South African don’t measure salt. We just sprinkle into the food until we hear the spirit of our ancestors whisper Continue Reading..

I was in a party last night, where I told a girl, excuse me please, can u go back ?? Continue Reading..

If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him Continue Reading..

Mom: Go Wash The Dishes Me: WTF Mom: Excuse Me Me: Where’s The Fatuku

These days sitting in the toilet🚽 playing with your phone📱 is more enjoyable than being in a relationship!! 💔

Being a man is so cool.. You refuse to give your relatives money and they blame your wife 🤣🤣

To all those Girls I ignored when I was In a relationship I would like to apologise 😭😭😭 I’m sorry Continue Reading..

90% of Blacks can’t swim✋ We just walk around the pool like invigilators✊