Him: its over Fat girl: i dont care atleast i broke your bed

Whoever sold a calculator to my grandmother and told her it’s a mobile phone your days are numbered

When your Bae is treating you so good that you even thinking of calling all your EX’s and dump them Continue Reading..

Gent’s I’m sorry but I think it’s time they Knew Now …… Ladies , Every guy twerks Naked in front Continue Reading..

I am typing “Lord” on my phone but it keeps changing to “London” speak my Jesus your servant is listening, Continue Reading..

“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of “I’m going to tell my mom

Are you having problems in your life? Are u strggling to make ends meet? Are you failing your exams? Having Continue Reading..

If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people Continue Reading..