Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in

Some people write Xmas because they can’t write creasmas. We see you.

A man sits next to a gal on a table in the hotel Man: hello madam? Lady : what is Continue Reading..

Being Home Alone Is So Great I Just Closed The Fridge With a Flying Kick

Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond – Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect

I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He Continue Reading..

A Small Boy Is Sent To Bed By His Father… Five Minutes Later Son : ” Da_ad !!!” Dad: ” Continue Reading..

I was in a party last night, where I told a girl, excuse me please, can u go back ?? Continue Reading..