The food that I ate in my dreams last night had no taste.. so tonight I’m sleeping with salt

Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m Continue Reading..

Today i was a hero I rescued a beer that was trapped in a bottle

RIGHT ANSWERS TO WRONG QUESTIONS 1. You had a haircut and they ask “Did you cut your hair?? “No, I Continue Reading..

Being known by her family is nothing .I want my picture in their dining room written “Our Son In-Law”

“Babe, I will die for you, I will take a bullet for you”….. Says your boyfriend who urinates in a Continue Reading..

That moment you’re going with bae to the ATM and you’re silently praying, “O Lord let this machine swallow my Continue Reading..

am the only one is deeply in love but still single