You see someone commenting on your babe everyday only to find out that they are dating

Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today? . Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English

Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm? Continue Reading..

WIFE; I saw you in my dreams that you were buying a diamond ring for me… HUSBAND; I saw your Continue Reading..

Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you Continue Reading..

My friend walked in as I was taking out sausage from the fridge, so I took everything out and started Continue Reading..

I asked my mom if I was adopted. Her reply was “why would we choose you?

There are 3 kinds of people : Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder Continue Reading..