Love is a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world

Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm should be included in 1000 ways to die

How many slices of cheese must i eat for me to be cheeseboy?

Dear black people. . . . . It’s Police-Station Not Poly-Station . . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

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I don’t date broke men…. yet she doesn’t own a single pair of heels let me not talk about a Continue Reading..