When you tell your parent a funny story then it turns into a life lesson

Sometimes Take your Girlfriend For a Stroll at the Graveyard. Just to show her where she will be if she Continue Reading..

The meaning of the word kiss Keep It Short Stupid

Teacher : wht do we call a person without hands Me : Vest

95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me tel u a story. Continue Reading..

What do you call the security outside Samsung Galaxy shop?? – Guardians of the Galaxy

Me : our neighbor has a new baby 😄 Boy : what’s wrong with the old one? 😕

Im so loyal to my girlfriend i see other girls as my brothers