Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and slim body. Please don’t mix Continue Reading..

Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the Continue Reading..

Dating an uneducated girl sometimes is a problem… Me : goodnight bbe sleep well and have a lovely dreams Her Continue Reading..

You haven’t moved on if you still remember your EX name. Thank God I don’t remember Cynthia.

Her: wat are you drinking Me: tea Her: yoh with this sun Mr: nope with a cup

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors. Go out people need to laugh

A girl wrote on her status “All men are goat” And i asked her “Have u given ur father grass Continue Reading..

The funny thing about being a comedian is that no one knows when you’re serious, I wasn’t feeling fine last Continue Reading..