Dear fridge, I’ll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: ‘Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?’ Teacher: ‘Of course Continue Reading..

Whether it’s Green, Red or Yellow… It’ll always be Green Pepper To Me

Girls will Dump you, then after 5minutes text you and say “Is that what you wanted??

Husband: “Why are u so angry baby?”😕 Wife: “Our son just called me a bitch”😡 Husband: “oh wow, that disrespectful Continue Reading..

I’ve got a couple of goldfish as pets. I call them one and two. That way if one dies I’ve Continue Reading..

Don’t invest my time loving any girl that is named “Natasha!” 😂 Because if you read it from backwards it Continue Reading..

My pride doesn’t allow me to text any girl or reply via inbox cause I respect what I have. Sometimes Continue Reading..