There is no man who can explain stress than a guy who impregnated an ugly chick

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Sometimes you don’t realize your love for someone until they buy a car

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After you’ve been dumped, that’s when you’ll start thinking “aker I should have cheated”.

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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops

When you’re pregnant you have to swallow toys so that the baby doesn’t get bored in the tummy