I always come up with best ideas when sitting on the toilet… But i forget them after the flush 😫😫😫💔

I was In town this morning when Japanese man approached me. ” please…. Can you take ” he said.” Handing Continue Reading..

They have started waving again guess the conference didnt help at all

Need to stop texting when am drunk, am back with 3 of my ex’s🙇

Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out of a hotel room last week she has been bringing me food Continue Reading..

Imagine dating someone who doesn’t know where Johnnie Walker is going.

Tσ∂αү ι αsкε∂ мү ωιғε тσ gιvε мε я390 тσ вυү α cσυρℓε σғ вεεяs… тяυℓү sρεαкιηg ι’м тнαт σηε Continue Reading..

Those of you that come to Facebook to correct people’s grammar you think you know engish neh?what is the past Continue Reading..