If You’re At A Club Right Now, Go To A Mirror And Say: “This Is Why Guys Don’t Marry Me..!”

University is tough, she laughed at me for repeating clothes now she is repeating modules

Me: 147895672077. Girlfriend: Thanks for airtime baby. Me: Its electricity, boil water and bath.

African parents don’t kiss or hug each other but boom! •°• They be having 12 children..!!?

Ko 10th Floor . Whites: Nice View Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆

two terrorists having discussion in a bar. the waiter asks them what the discussion was about? Terrorist: we are planing Continue Reading..

Girl: Bae u always think about football. I cant remember the last time we had sex. All because of this Continue Reading..

Relationship stress 💔😏 Mara, Today I scratched someone’s head in the taxi, thinking it was mine.