*inbox* Her: Babe I’m pregnant Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

Stop bragging about your curves ladies MOTOROLA 113 had curves too, but where is it now

I am selling a good second hand girlfriend* Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition. Model: 1993 Make: Continue Reading..

Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money i was suppose to buy cabbage with

Some of you ladies your boyfriends are out there telling their sidechick that they won’t break-up with you cz you Continue Reading..

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished😏

Your daughters Lord, they put us on WhatsApp statuses that only you and I can see..! ☝