Reading your best friend’s status, and, thinking “I know exactly about whom, this bitch is talking!

They Know They’re Ugly When They Post Pics And Add Captions Like: “My Smile Tho, My Nose Tho, My Continue Reading..

There is a blonde driving on the highway. Her husband calls her on his cell phone and in a worried Continue Reading..

Me Somewhere something incredible is waiting to be found

I did 100 push ups today, tomorrow I’m doing 300. The day after, I will continue lying

Anyone selling a second hand relationship? Even if it has problems, I will fix it.

Me: Typing…… Her:….. “I already have a boyfriend… dont type…” . I’ve Never been so heart broken guys

The way I have anger issues I just carried a fridge to kill a spider