Nobody keeps in touch like a female you promised money

Bae: Really?,U Just slept With My Friend? Me: No Babe… We Did It While STANDING.

Tonight is the longest night of the year, its sad you gonna spend it alone 😔

Dating a girl who was in love with another guy is like taking a gun loaded with unlimited bullets shorting Continue Reading..

I WANT A 50/50 RELATIONSHIP * She cook – I eat – She do laundry – I wear – I Continue Reading..

Stop checking your phone your crush doesn’t care about you

African girls thou!! Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago and girls be like: “Babe what are Continue Reading..

Dear Boyfriends We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t Continue Reading..