I want to eat but my friend is showing no signs of leaving

Some of you put on too much make-up, we should just compliment your make-up manufacture instead of you. “You look Continue Reading..

Sometimes their life is not better than yours. Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..

Your boyfriend’s Zambuk container is filled with Vaseline and you think you’re irreplaceable.. Who do you think you are?

Eggs are so expensive these days Ayee… … . . Month end I’m buying a pregnant chicken…

Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall. Late Continue Reading..

Me: I have a problem of forgetting things within 3 seconds Doctor: when did the problem start Me: which problem Continue Reading..

If you want an argument with your girlfriend to get intense, just say “My mother was right about you”