Brothers stop calling your girlfriends with cheap names like honey,chocolate,sweety,sugar…those things cost less . 😀😀😀😀..call them with names like bag Continue Reading..

You call her chocolate but all we can see is beefstock..

Why boys walk fast and girl speak more? Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for 
a living?” Defendant: “This and Continue Reading..

Son: My fathers name is Laughing and my mothers name is Smilling Teacher: You must be Kidding Son: No, that Continue Reading..

I just bought DSTV dish, they have installed it. Now i need to go and pay tomorrow, do i take Continue Reading..

I finally saw her in the morning without Snapchat filters, Indeed Satan came to DECEIVE ME.. Yoh!! 😟

If I say “Text me when you get here” and you you decide too call, You will keep calling until Continue Reading..