Mom: Go Wash The Dishes Me: WTF Mom: Excuse Me Me: Where’s The Fatuku

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, triple-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a Continue Reading..

i dont beg anymore… Im even gonna Cook food at my funeral Myself

Enough about jokes on *wives*. Now somethng for *husband*…😉 A new metal is added to *chemistry*: • Name – *Husband* Continue Reading..

Wives why do yu go after girlfriends/small houses?…….. Go after your husband. *Wives*: its operation restore legacy….. we go after Continue Reading..

OFFICER:- what is your name? NYAA:- M.P sir OFFICER:- tell me properly! NYAA:- Michael Phiri sir OFFICER:- your father’s name? Continue Reading..

Scientists have discovered a new muscle in the human body called paraphalix Engina. It is the longest muscle ever discovered Continue Reading..

If i got the award for laziest person on earth I will send someone to pick it up for me…