Why don’t monkey’s use pocket watches ? because they don’t wear pants silly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: babe can u please come and ride me😐 Her: i don’t have a driver’s licence

This lockdown made me stay home and spend time with my family in the dinning room.. They’re actually quite and Continue Reading..

Today l smoked weed🍁🍁 And l ended up asking my Granny👵 “Hey baby gal where do l know u from”😁😁😁 Continue Reading..

I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in Continue Reading..

If you want to see her real beauty tell her to remove that wig..!

Live in your means my sister so you don’t have to be hoe to keep up…

Women are attracted to stupid shit like guys that can dance.🕺🏽🙄 How is that beneficial? Can he change a tyre?🤔 Continue Reading..