If you can kiss a woman with lipstick passionately.. My brother you can eat crayons happily.

Dear ladies … Open the gifts not your legs. It’s Christmas not sexmas…

Brown Bread Is Healthier Than White Bread, Brown Sugar Is Healthier than White Sugar, Should I tell This Yellow Bones Continue Reading..

Ladies, Unless she carried him on her shoulders and ran away, she didn’t steal your man, he left you

TEARGAS is Just An ONION That Went To A Private School

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. Continue Reading..

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the Continue Reading..

I went to West Nile last week and people sarounding me to see me just because I was the only Continue Reading..