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I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, “Aqua-thermal treatment of Continue Reading..

*If you can’t dance when you’re drunk at least speak English or promise people jobs don’t be useless and stop Continue Reading..

Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far dis Continue Reading..

Gogo from next door have an ugly daughter but she keep on calling me son in law.

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WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALY STRESSFUL Wife: which teams are watching? Husband: arsenal vs manchester united Wife : Continue Reading..

*Teacher*: What do you do after school? *1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo *2nd Student*: I always Continue Reading..