may tatlong kaluluwa na halos sabay sabay namatay at isa-isa silang ininterview ni San Pedro para malaman ang sanhi ng Continue Reading..

erning:hilo sir mag aaplay po ako bilang sundalo! sir:sige nasan ang mga papeles mo?! erning:nandito po. (nagbabasa sa papeles) sir:o Continue Reading..

Death: Pedro I’ll take you. Peter: don’t be right now, I’m still busy. Death: di pwede yun, you are the Continue Reading..

ano yan? sigurado ka tama yan? ayusin mo pagsulat! eksina nung dalawang nag kokopyahan

Banat at Kasabihan: -Kung ramdam mong ikaw ang mundo nya, aba adik ka! Feeling mo planeta ka? -Kung takot kang Continue Reading..

John: boss payment driver:saan from? juan:galing left and hurt driver:puta! is the truth? I am the truth, BUT HE DOESN Continue Reading..

(May dalawang pinoy at isang amerikano sa elevator) Pinoy 1: Bababa ba? Pinoy 2: Bababa Amerikano: Are you guys aliens!!!

Girls Vs Boys Girls: Lalaki bobo Boys: Kayo pabuhat Girls: Paasa Boys: Pabebe Girls: hindi kaya Boys: oo kaya Girls: Continue Reading..