When i get married I’ll call my wife photosynthesis i don’t care what it means but is sounds romantic

My brother don’t feel sad when these Facebook gals don’t reply your inbox, most of them can’t read

I dont mean to brag but my bank says I have ‘an outstanding balance’!

Meanwhile: 😔😢😥👇 . – Teacher : Why Your Paper is Blank ? – Me : Sometimes “Silence” is The Best Continue Reading..

Students from college : “Hi” students From University : “Basically Hi though”

Rich on second day of marriage💏 – He went to the make-up artist who did his wife’s bridal make-up and Continue Reading..

You know you are about to be given a punani when you hear her say ” Go lock the door Continue Reading..

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,”he Continue Reading..