I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said Continue Reading..

I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So Continue Reading..

It Takes exactly 3 hours to TURN ON a girl who drinks Heineken

Always Smile , Dress Well , Act Calm So that When you Fart In Public, No One Will Suspect you

The only time a man can truly remember all the girls he has slept with, is when he is waiting Continue Reading..

Teacher: What Do You Call A Person Who Cannot Hear Anything?👂 ● Kelvin: You Can Call Him Anything, Because He Continue Reading..

No matter how good/cute you look girl, you cant compete with the girl he loves

I’m officially leaving facebook. i spend entirely too much time on here, my wife has started complaining. take care everyone. Continue Reading..