God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China 😎

My Crush😍: So Are you single? Me: I’ve been hurt 0616327639 times

Girls are temporary, but ur right hand is parmenant.

Married for 30year and she hasn’t killed me yet

a dirty joke a white horse fell in the mud a clean Joke it took a bath joke

Have you ever received that “where are you” text and first had to decide where you are?

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