Someone told me “you look funny wearing that belt”,,, hmm! I said, “I will look even funniest not wearing it”.

If she laugh at everything you say Its because she has fine teeth

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Dear Pimples If You’re Going To Live On My Face . I Need To See Some Rent🤷

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I’m that typpa boyfriend that would take ur phone n delete a sms of a job interview

January babies shud dat each other poverty one side

Four people that u can’t trust in this world… 1)Girls 2)Women 3)Ladies 4)Females