Remember growing up saying “I want to be a pilot”. 20 years later the only thing you do related to Continue Reading..

Her:babe am at the gate Me:please close it Boom she dumped me, guys what did I do wrong?

When You Drop Your Phone And Your Heart Hits The Ground Before Your Phone Does

I’ve been single for too long, sometimes i put a teddy bear on my bed and sleep on the floor, Continue Reading..

Having sex with her on her first visit Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018

My girlfriend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies only live for two days?” I said, “Honey, I think Continue Reading..

My gf was scruitinising my phone n now she is boiling water i think she wants to make me sum Continue Reading..

Those people that greet u and hold onto your hand.. what the plan?… you want to take my hand with Continue Reading..