Eat fresh flowers delivered to your home cause the planter can’t eat them

When you leave🚶 the store without buying anything and you’re telling yourself “act normal, you’re innocent”

My relatives: When are you getting married? ~•~•~ Me: On my wedding day!

Words you will never hear from a Guy: “Sorry I’m taken”

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments Continue Reading..

If my bae have friends then I won’t buy her clothes or wigs cause her friends will be coming to Continue Reading..

Imagine if the government says, everybodyshould register their boyfriend/girlfriend,or wife/ husband before 14th Feb 2018 and you’re try to register Continue Reading..

Other pu**Y don’t deserve towel after s*x they deserve a mop